Relationships to Weddings
Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship –...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...