Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...