Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...