Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Fly out of Genoa
They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...