Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...