How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Redneck house
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Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
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Gift tombstones
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Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
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What is the smartest blonde?
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Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
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