Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...