Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.