Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Why Are Some Hairs White?
Why Are Some Hairs White?One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...