2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...
There are no honest lawyers
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The government cuts costs
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