Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Less Common Latin Phrases
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It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
The football-playing turkey
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