Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.