Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Terrible Lover
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous...
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
|1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, “See mom,...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...