Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Why the big fight?
|A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight!Finally, the thugs...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...