Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper We, the sensible of the United...
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...