On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Did you know there are serial number on condoms?
Did you know there are serial number on condoms………No?.I guess you didn’t roll them...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital…
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day, John suddenly...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...