How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...