What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
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I want to lose some weight
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Star Warts!
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Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...