Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Good business
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Bigfoot
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn’t face defeet!!