Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...