We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...