Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Investigating a terrible accident
|There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!