Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
I read last week…
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.