Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Have you ever smelled moth balls? – How did you get their little legs...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...