Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Polish Burial At Sea
Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at seawhen...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...