Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
Women – Ways To Drive Men Crazy!
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Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Hacker syndrome
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Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...