You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...