The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...