Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...