Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...