Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
The resume bloopers
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Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
The Doctor was puzzled
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How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The Man’s Point System!
THE MAN’S POINTS SYSTEMFor all you guys out there who just can’t figure it...
Some Warning Signs of Insanity
Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week,...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
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Drum joke Q & A
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