Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...