New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....