What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...