Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...