Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.