Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
New Miranda rights
|1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!