Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...