I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Wheat Field Blonde
One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...