Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day…
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Watch real baseball
|Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with...