Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
M & M Factory
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Measuring on the job
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How’d you want them
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Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Why Man, Then Woman
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Say After Sex
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The customs of an Irishman
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