Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend…
A guy’s fingering his girlfriend.She says, “Would you take off your ring? It’s hurting...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...