What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
Requesting a three day pass
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You have an Internet addiction when . . .
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Is there a way to thank you?
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Saving the situation
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing...