Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...