Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...