If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...