Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Dollars equal cents
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Helping a criminal
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Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
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Yo Momma Jackpot!
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Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Computer acronyms list
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Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...