Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia…
One doc operated on a person for a hernia. He opened his testis and...
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...