Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...