Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.